ZOMBIE: round 2, cheating husband

You: *yawnnnn*

Stranger: how do you feel about two dudes kissing, even though they have beards?

You: good morning hun

Stranger: lol

You: OH GOD

You: YOU ARENT RACHEL

You: WHAT DID I DO LAST NIGHT

You: i drank way too much

You: god did we sleep together?

You: YES?!

You: my wife would kill me if she found out

Stranger: why dont you just ignore what I wrote.

You: let alone my boss

Stranger: troll

You: i gotta get outta here

Stranger: this is clever though

You: but do you promise not to tell anyone?

Stranger: +1

You: oh god im so fucked

You: no i cant take the risk

You: *pulls a gun*

You: *shoots you in the head*

You: oh god oh god what have i done

You: i gotta get rid of this body

Stranger: where are you from?

You: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH A FUCKING ZOMBIE

You have disconnected.