Stranger: Hey.
You: how serious you are
Stranger: I be pretty serious.
You: all with your periods and correct capitalization
Stranger: It's called grammar, I am sorry for using it correctly...
You: no, sir, you misunderstand. i rather enjoy your correct use of grammar in everyday speech
You: i commend you for it
Stranger: Why thank you kind sir/lady.
Stranger: For future reference are you a lady or a gentleman?
You: all these young kids nowadays are so out of hand. they have all of their emoticons and "lol"s. i heard they're even listening to rock and roll
You: and for future reference, i am a gentleman
Stranger: Bit too far mate.
Stranger: Ok.
You: perhaps we could own a vineyard together, and spend evenings drinking scotch and having fireside chats
Stranger: As I said before, you have taken this a tad too far.
You: wanna buy a horse
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