Monday, October 19, 2009

Guys vs. Girls

Stranger: girl?

Stranger: guy?

You: girl

You: –noun

1. a female child, from birth to full growth.

2. a young, immature woman, esp. formerly, an unmarried one.

3. a daughter: My wife and I have two girls.

4. Informal: Sometimes Offensive. a grown woman, esp. when referred to familiarly: She's having the girls over for bridge next week.

5. girlfriend; sweetheart.

6. Often Offensive. a female servant.

7. Usually Offensive. a female employee.

8. a female who is from or native to a given place: She's a Missouri girl.

9. girls, (used with a singular or plural verb)

a. a range of sizes from 7 to 14, for garments made for girls.

b. a garment in this size range.

c. the department or section of a store where these garments are sold.

You: guy

You: WAY TOO HORNY FOR HIS PANTS

Stranger: i'm not horny

Stranger: you horny?

You: HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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