Stranger: hey
You: WANNA PLAY???
Stranger: yea
You: OK
You: YOU KNOW THE RULES RIGHT?
Stranger: just go over them for me
Stranger: ...
You: FIRST ONE TO GUT A PIG WILL BE DECLARED THE VICTOR! FIRST ONE TO MORTALLY WOUND A SEAHORSE WILL BE DECLARED THE WINNER! FIRST ONE TO SODOMIZE A GORILLA WILL BE DECLARED #1!
You: LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
Stranger: u have a small penis dont u?
You: IM WINNING!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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