BROLEPLAY

You: ALRIGHTY

You: let's roleplay!

You: OK?

You: OK?

Stranger: Sure.

You: OK?

You: OK

Stranger: OK

You: I'LL BE THE POPE

You: YOU BE BROCCOLI

You: OK?

You: OK?

You: OK?

Stranger: Cooked or raw?

You: RAWWWWWWW

Stranger: Fuck that, raw broccoli sucks.

Stranger: I'm steamed broccoli with cheese on it. :D

You: FUCKING DEAL WITH IT, VEGETABLE!

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