hot tub

You: wanna join me?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: join u with what

You: just come sit down in the hot tub

Stranger: ok

Stranger: *sits in the tub*

Stranger: i gotta warn u tho

Stranger: i got the shits real bad!

You: *jumps out, puts a glass top on the tub*

You: LOCKED YOU IN THERE

You: YA BITCH

Stranger: like ive been spaying it out all day

You: YOU AND YOUR RUNS

Stranger: let me out or ill poop in here!

You: do it

You: bitch

Stranger: *shits in the tub*

Stranger: let me out now?

You: nope.

You: you stay in that tub

Stranger: why

You: with the shit

You: ya big whale

You: YOU STUPID SEA CREATURE

You: SWIM IN YOUR SHIT

You: HOW DOES IT FEEL?

Stranger: its stinks in here!

You: shut up, whale

Stranger: is the lid on the hot tub?

You: you are about to suffocate

Stranger: whats ur a/s/l?

You: 4/mexican/sun

Stranger: ur 4 yrs old?

You: loud and proud.

Stranger: im 87/f/Japan

Stranger: im old and i have the shits

You: no

Stranger: no?

You: *you suffocate in the tub*

Stranger: *dies*

Stranger: **what do u do now?

You: AAAAHHHHHH A FUCKING ZOMBIE!!!!!

You have disconnected.