one point for me

You: hi

Stranger: pasta?

You: do you like ankles?

Stranger: only kankles

Stranger: theyre so sexy

Stranger: yummm

Stranger: ;)

You: *licks palms* one point for me!

You have disconnected.

I want to see your omeglez

Oh hi.

Ohmeohmyomegle@gmail.com is officially open for any guests to send their funny omegles to me and hopefully be posted!?!?

I'm a dirty filthy ratbag

Stranger: hi

You: hey

You: pretzel

You: ?

You: i knew we'd end up like this

You: just you and me in some god forsaken trench

You: enemies closing in

Stranger: really?

You: two clips of ammo left and my trusty machete

You: its just you and me now

You: but i think we can do this, hannibal

You: i really think we pull this off

You: *tears roll down my face*

You: i know you love her, hannibal

You: so you need to live through this.

Stranger: ok i will

You: *i jump up screaming, shooting randomly into a haze of vicious poison octopi*

You: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You: i throw three plasma grenades

You: and pick up the sniper

You: BOOOOM headshot!

You: BOOOM headshot!

You: NO HANNIBAL, THATS A MINE!

You: i throw myself onto the mine before you can touch it

You: and my body parts go flying into the air

You: you are safe, the last among many

Stranger: oh nooooo

You: (im dead...)

Stranger: RIP :'(

You: wanna buy a horse?

You: its cheap.

You: good kicking power

Stranger: naah wouldnt mind a dog though?

Stranger: with fetching power

You: get out of my store.

You: "Jenkin's free stories and cheap horses" is no place for DOGS, ASSHOLE

You: do you even have anything to say for yourself?

Stranger: only that you seem to be someone with serious issues yet, i find you slightly intriguing...

You: i just rubbed syrup on my face

Stranger: ooohhh face softner

You: no. aunt jemima's.

Stranger: well aunt jemima wants it back

Stranger: you dirt filthy ratbag

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

syrup :)

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: wats up
You: fuck you!
You: get out of my country
Stranger: ok
Stranger: no
You: i own this place
Stranger: bul shit
You: money, ya fucker
You: know what that means?
You: i have power
You: pure and simple
You: i can get the fucking birds to do my bidding
Stranger: are you obama?
Stranger: wait im in usa
You: i just rubbed syrup on my face
Stranger: ...
You: yeah, let that sink in
You: while i let this
You: sink in
You:

asl?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: cut it out

You: hi

Stranger: m/f?

You: cut it out

You: :)

You: 11/f/US

You: whats up hun

Stranger: wanna fun

You: asl?

Stranger: and you?

Stranger: 19 m

You: m/f?

Stranger: m

You: wanna fun?

Stranger: yea

You: asl first

Stranger: m

Stranger: 19

Stranger: us

You: ok 11/f for me

Stranger: its ok

You: wanna fun??

Stranger: i dont mind

Stranger: yeaaaa

You: fun...

Stranger: yeaa

You: wait wait wait

You: asl?

Stranger: 19

Stranger: m

You: ok ok

You: im younger is that ok?

You: im 11/f

Stranger: yea

You: you're m...

Stranger: its ok

You: age?

Stranger: 19

You: right right

You: wanna fun?

Stranger: yea

You: :)

You: fun....

Stranger: yes

You: im 11

You: f

Stranger: you too small for fun?

You: hi

You: asl

You: oops

You: wrong chat

You: asl in this one?

Stranger: you like fun?

You: wanna fun?

You: wait wait wait asl!!!??

You: im 11 f

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hey

You: want to hear a riddle?

Stranger: heyy

Stranger: sure

You: alright

You: think of a number between 1 and 10

You: ok?

Stranger: 9

You: good

You: now multiply that by 3

You: so you get...

Stranger: 27

You: right

Stranger: okk

You: now think of a type of alcohol

Stranger: liquor

You: ok

You: take the third letter of that

Stranger: q

You: ok

You: now

You: with the classic code of a=1, b=2, c=3 etc

You: find the number that q is equivalent

Stranger: 17

You: ok

You: add that to your original number

Stranger: 26

You: ok now multiply it by your second number

Stranger: 702

You: good

You: now divide by 7

You: and what do you get?

Stranger: 100.2

You: wrong

You: 5 minutes of your life pretty much wasted

You: well, enjoy the rest of your life! it's 5 minutes shorter now, you know.

You have disconnected.

Guest Post: Blind

Stranger: Wanna fuck?

You: sorry? i cant read. im blind

Stranger: lol

You: say that again?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.