You: look dude
You: i need your help
You: i have this girl problem
Stranger: what can i do
Stranger: what
You: she just wont respond
You: everytime i talk to her
Stranger: ok
You: she just totally ignores me
You: what do you think i should do?
Stranger: keep trying
You: i guess so
You: rigor mortis is setting in though
You: soon her skin will start to smell
You: and the bag im using will rip
You: i hope no one calls the cops
Stranger: sick
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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