Monday, October 19, 2009

Classic Literature? More like classic FUCK YOU

Stranger: complete this sentence: "One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in his bed he had been changed into ________"

You: a feral, man eating, three armed, blood dripping she-devil who likes to fuck babies

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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