are you lost? because heaven is a long way from here...

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: are you lost?

You: because heaven is a long way from here

Stranger: m/f

You: do you have a map?

You: because i just keep getting lost in your eyes

Stranger: m/f

You: hi, im a thief...and im here to steal your heart

Stranger: m/f

You: if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together

Stranger: uumm

Stranger: m/f

Stranger: ru male or female

You: STAND STILL!!!!! so i can pick you up :)

Stranger: ahhhh

Stranger: hhhhaaaa

You: i play the field, and it looks like i just hit a home run with you

Stranger: last time ru m/f

You: im new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment?

Stranger: bye

Stranger: ur not telling

You: are those pants from space?

Stranger: ur se x

You: because your ass is outta this world!

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