Monday, October 19, 2009

Correcting a sex offender

Stranger: [Omegle is required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender. This sentence cannot be seen by Stranger.]

Stranger: hello

Stranger: asl

You: 9 f cali

Stranger: oohhhh

You: uuuuu

Stranger: 45 m tenn

You: ever ripped apart a horse

You: limb from limb

You: and just sat in the blood

You: and just thought about faries

Stranger: not in many years

You: wanna buy a baby

Stranger: i feed the faries to my spider

Stranger: HOW MUCH

You: look heres the thing

Stranger: yes...

You: i know, right?

You: i love bein here though

Stranger: son, i am disapoint

You: son

You: im so glad someone can finally call me my middle name

Stranger: there is something i should tell you though

Stranger: the game

You: OH GOD

You: OH DEAR GOD

You: I SEE IT ALL

Stranger: OH LAAWWDDZZ

Stranger: LAWDY

You: wanna fight

Stranger: well you hsould know my name is robert paulson

You: get out of my life

Stranger: as you wish

Your conversational partner has disconnected

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