Duck, duck, duck, LOSE

You: DUCK

Stranger: hi

You have disconnected.

You: DUCK

Stranger: *ducks*

You have disconnected.

You: DUCK

Stranger: what??

You have disconnected.

You: DUCK

Stranger: duck

You have disconnected.

You: DUCK

Stranger: mighty

You have disconnected.

You: DUCK

Stranger: pig

You have disconnected.

You: GOOSE

Stranger: fuck.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.