The beginnings.

Stranger: lookin for a hot girl with webcam!

You: ASH USES MASTER BALL

You: beep

You: beep

You: beep

Stranger: NO

You: ASH CAUGHT DOUCHE BAG

Stranger: PIKATCHU ESCAPES

You: dadadadadaaa!!!

You: dadadadadadad!!!!

You: give nickname to your douche bag?

You: *yes*

You: S

You: T

You: R

You: A

You: N

You: G

You: E

You: R

You: get out of this chat right now.

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