You: hey

You: want to hear a riddle?

Stranger: heyy

Stranger: sure

You: alright

You: think of a number between 1 and 10

You: ok?

Stranger: 9

You: good

You: now multiply that by 3

You: so you get...

Stranger: 27

You: right

Stranger: okk

You: now think of a type of alcohol

Stranger: liquor

You: ok

You: take the third letter of that

Stranger: q

You: ok

You: now

You: with the classic code of a=1, b=2, c=3 etc

You: find the number that q is equivalent

Stranger: 17

You: ok

You: add that to your original number

Stranger: 26

You: ok now multiply it by your second number

Stranger: 702

You: good

You: now divide by 7

You: and what do you get?

Stranger: 100.2

You: wrong

You: 5 minutes of your life pretty much wasted

You: well, enjoy the rest of your life! it's 5 minutes shorter now, you know.

You have disconnected.