The hunchback

You: you into sex?

Stranger: hell yeah

Stranger: what's your deal?

Stranger: sex on the brain? can't get it off?

You: I have a hunchback and hoofed feet

You: whats YOUR deal

Stranger: i'm so damn good that i can't get all these guys off me

Stranger: they don't realize that i just don't jump on it

Stranger: nah' mean?

You: i bet you have a cleft lip

Stranger: i wish

You: i bet you have fangs.

Stranger: maybe it keep them niggas off me

Stranger: sometimes it looks like i do

You: sometimes i look like a person

You: that doesnt mean i am one though

You: you imposter

Stranger: wait

Stranger: you're calling ME the imposter?

You: yes i am

Stranger: you just admitted that you look like one sometimes

You: i never said i was one

Stranger: yeah but you wish you was

Stranger: you attract women and men with your alluring charm

Stranger: your...hypnotic eyes.

You: i dont have eyes.

Stranger: and sensual body language.

You: my hunchback?

Stranger: and then they get closer

Stranger: and see what you really are

You: im peeing

Stranger: and you're calling me the imposter.

You: right now.

Stranger: where?

You: out of my mouth.

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