Friday, November 13, 2009

Guest post: the hex

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl

Stranger: m

Stranger: 20

Stranger: horny?

You: like a cat in heat

Stranger: me too babe

Stranger: name?

You: Janet

You: u?

Stranger: alan

Stranger: exy name

Stranger: sexy*

You: thanks

You: same as my dad

Stranger: mhm

Stranger: ooh really!!

Stranger: hw do u look like?

You: Im tall

You: hairy

You: m cups

Stranger: nice

Stranger: brown hair and eyes muscular

Stranger: mhm

Stranger: am 74 kg

You: wow

You: you sound muscular

Stranger: wana cyber?

You: like a cat in heat

Stranger: ok so where shall we be?

Stranger: select a place of ur choice

You: my dad's bed

Stranger: mhm

You: in his dungeon

Stranger: nice

You: he has a real one

Stranger: ooh

Stranger: ok so am at ur home and waiting for u to open the door

You: I yell

You: BReAK IT DOWN

Stranger: i get inside

You: im spitting on my couch

You: mmm

Stranger: i approach u and say a hi!!

You: get it all soggy

You: i continue to flail my arms and spit wildly on the couch

Stranger: i sit beside u and stare at u

You: my fervor continues, i resemble an angry cat

Stranger: i smell u as u try getting on me

Stranger: and push ma hands via ur waist

Stranger: i cares ur body

You: I look deep into your eyes, you see no twinkle of life behind them, just rage.

Stranger: i start moving toards ur lips and touch thm with ma lips

Stranger: we tsart kissing

Stranger: kiss ur lower lips deep

You: I seem to be kissing you, but instead i am actually reciting a hex.

You: Your body tingles with heat.

Stranger: and......i try to ignore and serge ma hands towards ur boobs

Stranger: i start kissing thm nibble on ur nipples

You: You place your hands on my rapidly expanding nipples. You see dark skin begin to envelop my entire body. My screaming demonic language continues.

You: The heat in your face continues to intensify, like pure energy erupting from your pores.

You: You feel your skin hit the boiling point, as steam begins to pour out of my mouth, the howling seeming to deafen you.

You: Suddenly your clothing bursts into flame and you feel your entire body ignite.

You: An ultimate agony instills itself on your nerves.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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